Have a great 08!

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hey liked alot of the stuff in your gallery... especially the fliers....i love live music the best.. i mean the jackson four...totally awesome... the cell sux though.... awesome work though kiddo...

to whom it may concern....

As you know, we are holding your precious space-cowboy hero "The Mysterious Stranger" hostage. First off, due to the silliness of our name Warped Universal Soldiers (W.U.S) we have formally changed the name of our organization to United Federation of People With to Much Freetime On Their Hands. (here after referred to as: M-FOTH) We have kidnapped "The Mysterious Stranger" to protest global warming, the war in Iraq, and McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It" ad campaign...

So far, of our demands we have received a lovely JPG, and one dozen lemon filled donuts. Thank you, they were delicious. However, due to recent developments we have changed our remaining demands. They are now as follows:

1) Five copies of the MECHANICAL DOLLS dvd
2) Naked pictures of Martha Stewart
3) A pledge from Ted Turner to colorize the "Leave it to Beaver" TV series
4) One turkey sandwich, sour cream no mayo
5) An autograph picture of the 3-stooges... and a snickers bar
6) Safe passage to Cuba on a boat skippered by Arnold Schwarzenegger... and he must be wearing thongs
7) 500 american dollars... (we accept Visa, Mastercard and PayPal)


You now have 48 hours to comply your precious hero "The Mysterious Stranger" will be tried for the heinous crimes of five o' clock shadow, poor fashion-sense and bad penmanship.

M-F.O.T.H.

o whom it may concern......

We, the Warped Universal Soldiers (WUS), have kidnapped your precious mysterious stranger to protest global warming, the war in Iraq, and bad haiku. For his safe return, you must meet our demands, which are:

1) one dozen jelly donuts , lemon filled.
2) five copies of the SPACE CRETINS dvd
3) naked pictures of yourself
4) five quarts of motor oil, 40 wt.
5) one year subsrciption to Bimbos Quarterly Magazine
6) a helicopter piloted by Arnold Scwarzenegger, and he must be wearing thongs
7) 500 american dollars... uh, in tens and twenties, please.

You have 72 hours to comply...

miss you

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Cheket...

oh, lyds. you're the greatest!

Come you slacker lets have some more work out of you.